Steve, Don't Eat It!
http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php
Examples of why Superman is a Dick.
http://www.superdickery.com/dick/1.html
Thursday, September 20, 2007
Thursday, September 6, 2007
Facebook is EVIL
It is!
Reason 1: It's called Facebook. The name brings up visions of a book made of actual faces. That's horrifying.
Reason 2: It's addictive. You can spend an hour cruising it, without actually having done anything.
Reason 3: You feel obligated to speak to people you never would have talked to again. Mostly that's awesome but sometimes it's not. Just ask my vague less-than-an-acquaintance of many years ago who thought that it would be a good idea for us to hook up. Blech!
Reason 4: You feel obligated to update your status regularly to reflect what's going on in your life so that 'the world' knows. And to update it regularly so you don't look boring.
Reason 5: Anyone can see what's up with you. Nowadays potential employers are looking up their prospects on Facebook and finding pictures of let's say . . some guy chugging on a keg in his profile pic? Could happen . . they could also see his status saying how he totally has diarrhea from that mexican food last night. Things meant as jokes between friends are out there for all to see, which brings me to my next reason.
Reason 6: TMI! Too much info!!! I don't want to know about Jim's diarrhea. I don't even know Jim that well!!! Jim, you need some Immodium to plug up the crap coming out of your keyboard!
Reason 7: People will create a group to campaign to get someone to join Facebook. Shut up! . . what is it, a cult?! (jooooooin usssssss Kaaaaaaay . .. Jaaaaaaay).
With all that said I won't be deleting my account . . . . come on . . . it's Facebook . . . everyone's on there!
Reason 1: It's called Facebook. The name brings up visions of a book made of actual faces. That's horrifying.
Reason 2: It's addictive. You can spend an hour cruising it, without actually having done anything.
Reason 3: You feel obligated to speak to people you never would have talked to again. Mostly that's awesome but sometimes it's not. Just ask my vague less-than-an-acquaintance of many years ago who thought that it would be a good idea for us to hook up. Blech!
Reason 4: You feel obligated to update your status regularly to reflect what's going on in your life so that 'the world' knows. And to update it regularly so you don't look boring.
Reason 5: Anyone can see what's up with you. Nowadays potential employers are looking up their prospects on Facebook and finding pictures of let's say . . some guy chugging on a keg in his profile pic? Could happen . . they could also see his status saying how he totally has diarrhea from that mexican food last night. Things meant as jokes between friends are out there for all to see, which brings me to my next reason.
Reason 6: TMI! Too much info!!! I don't want to know about Jim's diarrhea. I don't even know Jim that well!!! Jim, you need some Immodium to plug up the crap coming out of your keyboard!
Reason 7: People will create a group to campaign to get someone to join Facebook. Shut up! . . what is it, a cult?! (jooooooin usssssss Kaaaaaaay . .. Jaaaaaaay).
With all that said I won't be deleting my account . . . . come on . . . it's Facebook . . . everyone's on there!
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