Where did my links go? Upon switching from my last template to this one, they just disappeared. Are they off floating in some cosmic void, where if some one were to click on them they would be sent into some further abyss, sending the sendee deeper and deeper into nothingness, down and down and down? Has their accidental exclusion so offended the universe that their existence was soured, and in rotting so have they become little buttons to hell? Wherever you are, links, know that it wasn't my intention for you to become fallow, collecting galactical dust bunnies and interstellar mouse turds. Know that in the dark and deluded vestiges of Monday Morning Tiredness, I still think of you. One day I will find you.

*Smile for the Camera*

Yes, its fall again in British Columbia. That means all the salmon are coming upstream to bang and die. Instead of the leaves turning red like the east, here our streams turn red with sockeye. Neat eh?

IT IS FRIDAY THE 13TH BEFORE HALLOWEEN! BEWARE!
Having recently been bit by a wolf, I fear the changes which come with each waxing moon. Thankfully for us all, the full moon this month falls neither on this day nor Hallow's Eve. You are all safe! FOR NOW! MUHUHUHAHAHAHAAHAHA!

This guy rules! I've got double the limbs and not even half the talent.
Very nice work. Click Click Click below! http://www.clipaday.com/2006/09/amazing_armless_guitar.html

Saw me a baar this weekend. I ast him how he like bein a baar. He tole me they aint no baars up here. I said a-what? He said again there aint no baars up here. I chuckled back you silly baar you are a baar. He done make a scoff noise and said: Listen up you white trash inbred elementary school dropout, I am tired of being gawked at by slack-jawed toothless rednecks and their cousin husband brothers! For your information, I am a BEAR. B...E...A....R! Then I said beer! Where? Then he tole me to go on and git. Scoot! Just like I was a skunk on his poarch. Mean ole baar.