Saw me a baar this weekend. I ast him how he like bein a baar. He tole me they aint no baars up here. I said a-what? He said again there aint no baars up here. I chuckled back you silly baar you are a baar. He done make a scoff noise and said: Listen up you white trash inbred elementary school dropout, I am tired of being gawked at by slack-jawed toothless rednecks and their cousin husband brothers! For your information, I am a BEAR. B...E...A....R! Then I said beer! Where? Then he tole me to go on and git. Scoot! Just like I was a skunk on his poarch. Mean ole baar.